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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 16:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No, not a chance

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why did you choose not to join Mensa?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

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So they tried

Still no good

Next, they tried...

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Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

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Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do some women squirt and some don't?

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...